emilyisobsessed:

i’ve never actually eaten risotto but from extensive research i have discovered that for some reason IT IS THE ONLY FOOD ANYONE EVER SEEMS TO MAKE IN FANFICTION

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edfreemaybe:

Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50

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#photoadaymay I’m not even following the prompts anymore. #effdapolice. (Taken with instagram)

#photoadaymay #latestagram something new. I’m using it as a purse! :) (Taken with instagram)

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The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”

Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson

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gaymzee:

horton hears a what

horton hears a who

horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady

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