You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.
Hahahah cats are the greatest
I have been laughing intermittently for literally 5 minutes.
Take Me To Church | Hozier
this is my dog. he is supposed to be dressed as the big bad wolf in Red Riding Hood after he has nommed the grandmother and donned her clothes
but look at him. he is not a bad wolf. he just looks like a granny.
he just wants to hear how you’re doing far away at school and are you eating enough can he make you soup do you have a good coat it’s starting to get chilly out.
- classic menswear meets dumpster grunge
- alien lifeform disguised as a pop punk teenager
- the Wes Anderson Aesthetic
- ellen page post-coming out
- very fancy wedding cakes
- bucky barnes in a skirt
- emo boys from the 90s
- wednesday addams
- thrift store lolita
- trash w/ glitter on it